Skippy: What a Stupid Name for Peanut Butter

Truly, Skippy is a stupid name. And what's up with the little boy on the label wearing sunglasses and juggling some peanuts...what does he think he is sexy or something?...cause he totally is. Anyway, I had a French quiz today and it was so easy that it made me want to die and donate my body to the Parisian Society for Girls Who Kill Themselves Because Their Tests Were too Easy Foundation. Alright, so I'm watching The X-Files (what else is new) and there is a bloody bathtub and someone just popped out of it and is now running about with needles in her rectum just like Albert Fish. Speaking of needly rectums, Albert fish is my second favorite serial killer, second only to the Milwaukee Cannibal. I think that someone should write a comic where serial killers join together like superheroes and try to protect the world from mass quanities of lesbian bunny rabbits. I can see it now- like the first edition: Meet Albert Fish aka. Needly Rectum (with the power to short out electric chairs and eat little girls'livers), Jeffrey Dahmer aka. The Rainbow Cuisinator (with the ability to kill villains with his seductive, homosexual, let me rub your heart and then eat it, powers) Edward Gein (or however you spell it) aka. the skin man (with the ability to make lovely items such as lamps with human skin) and finally John Gacy aka. Jesus (with the power to be very sexy.) Dude, this guy just burned a lady's face off in the show I'm watching...it reminds me of my friend Jeff. Yea, I'm no good at this. Lauren, my love, do you have any pointers? I need to see a movie, NOW. Movies make me think of Ryan which makes me think of happiness which makes me think of rainbows which makes me think of leprechauns, which makes me think of gold which makes me think of rapists, which makes me think of my mom, which makes me think of Jeff, which makes me think of the burnt face lady, which in turn makes me think of The X-Files episode that I'm watching, which makes me think of facial skin removal, which makes me think of Silence of the Lambs, which makes me think of Hannibal Lecter, which makes me orgasm. Ooooooh! Alright, I'm good now. Wow, and this chick just got scalpels lodged in her rectum. Wow, see how the whole world is connected. Doesn't it make you feel all warm inside? Yea, me neither.